Shorter David Brooks:
I used to have a magic green jacket that turned me into a Democrat but then they got too Democraticky with all those taxes on rich people so I took off the jacket and now I’m not but I like to pretend I am and I’m worried that after all their good work being loyal Bushistas, they’re threatening to turn into Democrats again and that makes me sad.
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From James Walcott:
It is a persistent burr under Bill’s Hopalong Cassidy saddle that he’s never received the honors and awards and esteem accorded a Bill Moyers or the late Walter Cronkite or even a Dan Rather, and you know what, Bill? You never will, because you’re annoying, you’re a grandstanding belligerent, and nobody likes you.
Not even your mother.