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Archive for July 2010

“I Was a Democrat Once”

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Shorter David Brooks:

I used to have a magic green jacket that turned me into a Democrat but then they got too Democraticky with all those taxes on rich people so I took off the jacket  and now I’m not but I like to pretend I am and I’m worried that after all their good work being loyal Bushistas, they’re threatening to turn into Democrats again and that makes me sad.

The end.

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Written by Mick

July 27, 2010 at 3:54 pm

The Last Word on O’Reilly

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From James Walcott:

It is a persistent burr under Bill’s Hopalong Cassidy saddle that he’s never received the honors and awards and esteem accorded a Bill Moyers or the late Walter Cronkite or even a Dan Rather, and you know what, Bill? You never will, because you’re annoying, you’re a grandstanding belligerent, and nobody likes you.

Not even your mother.

Written by Mick

July 20, 2010 at 5:15 pm

Anti-War Republicans? You Bet!

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Mike Thompson, Detroit Free Press


Written by Mick

July 14, 2010 at 4:34 pm

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