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Written by Mick

February 25, 2014 at 3:16 pm

Posted in Economy, Humor/Satire

Comedy For People With No Sense of Humor

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If you are a normal human with normal instincts and a reasonably normal sense of humor, the kinds of things conservatives laugh at are liable to stump you at best, appall you at worst.

Video emerged on Tuesday showing supporters of Senator Scott P. Brown making tomahawk gestures with their arms and yelling Indian war whoops at supporters of Elizabeth Warren, his Democratic challenger, outside a pub on Saturday. The gestures were meant to mock Ms. Warren’s assertions, for which she has offered no documentation, that she has Native American ancestry.

Conservatives think making fun of one’s heritage is funny – as long as it isn’t their heritage. Also, fat people are funny, and invading countries because they’re supposed to have weapons they don’t actually have, that’s funny, stuff like that. Read the rest of this entry »

Written by Mick

September 26, 2012 at 4:29 pm

If It Was a Video Game, Nobody Would Believe It

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October 1, 2010 at 4:41 pm

That’s About the Size of It

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September 22, 2010 at 4:33 pm

“I Was a Democrat Once”

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Shorter David Brooks:

I used to have a magic green jacket that turned me into a Democrat but then they got too Democraticky with all those taxes on rich people so I took off the jacket  and now I’m not but I like to pretend I am and I’m worried that after all their good work being loyal Bushistas, they’re threatening to turn into Democrats again and that makes me sad.

The end.

‘Shorter’ concept created by Daniel Davies and perfected by Elton Beard. We are aware of all Internet traditions.™

Written by Mick

July 27, 2010 at 3:54 pm

Anti-War Republicans? You Bet!

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Mike Thompson, Detroit Free Press


Written by Mick

July 14, 2010 at 4:34 pm

Obama’s New Dir of OLC

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I believe I have figured out who will be Obama’s next candidate to head the Office of Legal Counsel now that Dawn Johnsen has been found unacceptable due to an excess of integrity and a lack of appreciation for the wonderfulness of torture. Here’s an example of this candidate’s clarion thinking. On the Wikileaks video:

Now, is this video disturbing? Of course. Were atrocities committed, innocents slaughtered, corpses desecrated and children maimed? Absolutely. But was it all done according to proper procedure? Ah, now, that’s the question. We should all certainly be willing to support a full and complete investigation into the possibility of an official recommendation for preliminary motions toward an investigation, looking into the matter of whether or not the people here were properly murdered in triplicate, signed twice on the goldenrod form, in accordance with the Code of Canon Law. And we shouldn’t rest until any guilty parties have been found, and strongly-worded disciplinary Post-Its firmly applied to their personnel files.

Apart from that, I don’t think we have to spend much time thinking about this sort of thing – this is an isolated incident, just like this and this and this andthis and this and this and this and this and this – and one has to accept a certain amount of rape, torture and murder with one’s military.

The guy’s a perfect fit.

Written by Mick

April 13, 2010 at 7:52 pm

Moloch in Action: How It Works

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Jim Morin, Miami Herald

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April 9, 2010 at 4:34 pm

Quick! Call Ken Starr!

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Lee Judge, Kansas City Star

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April 1, 2010 at 3:48 pm

Teachers? We Don’t Need No Steenking Teachers

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Joel Pett, Lexington, KY Herald-Leader

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March 13, 2010 at 12:09 pm

The New Wall Street Reality

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Bruce Beattie, Daytona Beach News-Journal

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March 10, 2010 at 4:46 pm

My Life in Savannah

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Written by Mick

March 10, 2010 at 1:31 pm

Posted in Humor/Satire, Personal

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Another Great Idea From Our Brilliant GOP

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Lee Judge, Kansas City Star

Actually, if it meant the Dems were going to turn a corporate-friendly giveaway into a citizen-friendly public health service, I’d be all in favor. But I’m pretty sure that’s not what the Pubs have in mind.

Written by Mick

March 3, 2010 at 2:54 pm

Guidance Counseling in 2010+

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BIZARRO (only not so much)

Written by Mick

February 15, 2010 at 8:39 pm

So There’s an Explanation After All

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Dan Perkins

Written by Mick

February 2, 2010 at 1:20 pm

Posted in Humor/Satire, Politics

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