The Bush Library Unpacked
This came in via email from Thomas Nephew and is apparently being passed around. It may or may not be an actual rundown of Bush Library features, but if it isn’t it ought to be.
Please Support the Bush Library
The George W Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning stages. Please consider a contribution to our President’s new library, which will be located in Crawford, Texas, and also in a satellite facility in the Green Zone in Baghdad. The Library will include:
The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction.
The Alberto Gonzales Room, where you won’t be able to remember anything.
The Texas Air National Guard Room, where you won’t even have to show up.
The Walter Reed Hospital Room, where they don’t let you in.
The Guantanamo Bay Room, where they don’t let you out.
The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room, which no one will be able to find.
The National Debt room which is huge and has no ceiling.
The ‘Tax Cut’ Room with entry only to the wealthy.
The ‘Economy Room’, which is in the toilet.
The Iraq War Room. After you complete your first tour, you will get to go back for a second, third, fourth, and sometimes fifth tour.
The Dick Cheney Room, in the famous undisclosed location, complete with shotgun gallery.
The Environmental Conservation Room, still empty.
The Alaska Wildlife Room, which is currently closed for oil exploration.
The No Child Left Behind Room, where you and your children are pre-tested, then tested, and afterward post-tested in an endless cycle.
Adjacent to that the Mission to Mars Room, where — as you would expect — no child is left behind.
The Compassionate Conservatism Room, which charges a separate admission fee and is actually a chute leading down to the Guantanamo Bay room.
The Water Boarding Demonstration Room, which doesn’t meet the definition of torture.
The Supreme Court Gift Shop, where you can buy an election.
The Decider Room complete with dart board, magic 8-ball, Ouija board, dice, coins, and straws.
The museum will have an electron microscope to help you locate the President’s accomplishments.
Admission: Republicans – free; Democrats — $1000 or 3 Euros
PS: Your User ID is now listed with Homeland Security. Feel better?