Mayday Madness, Hooray!

Silly me, I thought today was the 1st, not yesterday, so I didn’t post the traditional Mayday chant. This mistake MUST BE CORRECTED IMMEDIATELY! So I will.

Hooray, hooray,

It’s the First of May!

Outdoor screwing1

Starts today!

This is an ancient Discordian mantra. Discordians worshipped Eris, the Goddess of, um, Lust, and it was said that if the mantra was not recited promptly on the First, Chaos would rule the following year. Which put them into a terrible quandary as they also worshipped Chaos.

It may not be too late. I recommend repeated recitation today, just in case. While not strictly-speaking required, it might also be a good idea to follow up the chants with a, uh, bout of the, um, suggested activity-like program. If you know what I mean….

It’s up to you of course, but it was a beautiful day here in New England and today is supposed to be another one until the inevitable clouds move in later this evening. There are lots worse ways you could be spending your time. Trust me on that one.

Just a thought….

1. Edited for a family audience. And John Ashcroft. When uttered in the privacy of your own home, the proper term may be applied. Use topically.

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