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FLASH!

NYT Exclusive!

The New York Times has just discovered that rich people’s kids do better in school!

What startling new information will America’s plucky little “Paper of Record” dig up next?

COMING SOON FROM YOUR NYT!

Does the sun really rise in the east?

Can birds really fly?

Do Republicans hate democracy?

Are Bobby and Whitney fighting again?

Do the poor have inadequate dental plans?

Don’t miss these ground-breaking NY TIMES EXCLUSIVES!

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