Hold the Presses!


The Emperor Bush–Miracle of Miracles–has deigned to hold a press conference! Tonight! In prime-time! Glorioski, Sandy, what an event! This will be his first prime-time press conference in three years, and his first period since last March, just before the Iraq invasion. Immediate questions that come to mind:

1. Will he be on tranqs again?
2. Will there be another press conference before November?
3. Will this one be scripted like the last one?
4. Will he be appearing in tandem with Cheney, who will proceed to answer all the questions with Junior on his lap?

This should be good for a laugh.

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