Our Ironic Times


U. S. NEWS
President Orders Troops Home
From Iraq, Afghanistan

Says they’re needed here, to protect institution of marriage.

Census Data: Americans Taking Longer To Get to Work
Average flying time to New Delhi is eighteen hours.

BUSH BEGINS CAMPAIGNING IN EARNEST
He’ll wear a flight suit from now through the election.

(Headlines courtesy Ironic Times)

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