I’ll make him an offer he can’t refuse.–Vito Corleone
The Ecumenical Council has given the Pope permission to become a nun. Only on Fridays, though.–Lenny Bruce
See, free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don’t attack each other. Free nations don’t develop weapons of mass destruction.–George W Bush
The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything, except what is worth knowing.–Oscar Wilde
We know where they are. They’re in the area around Tikrit and Baghdad and east, west, south and north somewhat.–Donald Rumsfeld
Facts and truth really don’t have much to do with each other.–William Faulkner
