Fasten your seat belts. It’s going to be a bumpy night.–Margo Channing
So, when you hear all this talk about how tardy I am or how often it seems I make people wait, remember, I’m waiting, too. I’ve been waiting all my life.–Marilyn Monroe
Just remember it’s the birds that’s supposed to suffer, not the hunter.–George W Bush
Oh, he’s no fun. He fell right over.–Firesign Theater